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Memiliki sumber[sunting]

Umum[sunting]

  • Dare to be gorgeous and unique. But don't ever be cryptic or otherwise unfathomable. Make it unforgettably great.
    • Robert J. Mical, Amiga Intuition Reference Manual (1986) (ISBN 0201110768), p. 231
  • Mr. McKitrick, after a careful consideration I have came to the conclusion that your defense system sucks.
  • Percayailah komputer. Komputer adalah temanmu.
Trust The Computer. The Computer is your friend.
  • "Jadi komputer adalah alat milik setan?" pikir Newt. Dia mempercayainya. Komputer ditakdirkan untuk menjadi alat seseorang, dan sejauh yang ia tau, seseorang itu bukanlah dia.
  • Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of backup tapes hurling down the highway.

Permainan komputer[sunting]

Software[sunting]

  • Around computers it is difficult to find the correct unit of time to measure progress. Some cathedrals took a century to complete. Can you imagine the grandeur and scope of a program that would take as long?
    • "Epigrams in Programming", ACM SIGPLAN, Sept. 1982
  • Einstein argued that there must be simplified explanations of nature, because God is not capricious or arbitrary. No such faith comforts the software engineer.
  • A refund for defective software might be nice, except it would bankrupt the entire software industry in the first year.

Unix[sunting]

  • Your job is being a professor and researcher: That's one hell of a good excuse for some of the brain-damages of Minix.
  • Will journalling become prevalent in the Unix world at large? Probably not. After all, it's nonstandard.

Tidak memiliki sumber[sunting]

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  • On two occasions I have been asked [by members of parliament!], "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" I am not rightly able to apprehend the kind of confusion that could provoke such a question.
    • Charles Babbage
  • Anda memiliki masalah pada sistem software atau hardware anda.
    • Service manual for Gestetner 3240
  • To err is human, to really screw up you need a computer.
    • Anonymous
  • Komputer membuat semua masalah menjadi mudah, tetapi kebanyakan masalah yang ia buat menjadi mudah adalah masalah yang tidak perlu diselesaikan.
  • The computer allows you to make mistakes faster than any other invention, with the possible exception of handguns and tequila.
  • Komputer adalah permainan.
    • Tom Christiansen
  • Komputer berkembang dalam kecepatan cahaya dengan penuh kecacatan.
    • Frank Unibaum
  • Anyone who slaps a 'this page is best viewed with Browser X' label on a Web page appears to be yearning for the bad old days, before the Web, when you had very little chance of reading a document written on another computer, another word processor, or another network.
  • .HELP SEX: This system is a computer and as such is not able to help with enquiries of this nature. For details on reproduction, see the Xerox documentation.
    • Famous Help text from Essex Dec 10
  • [Software are among the] things which can be copied infinitely over and over again, without any further costs.
  • A world full of computers which you can't understand, can't fix and can't use [because it is controlled by inaccessible proprietorial software] is a world controlled by machines.
  • Komputer di masa depan memiliki berat tidak lebih dari 1500 kilogram.
  • Komputer tidak berguna. Mereka hanya bisa memberi kamu jawaban.

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